January 2013

Sunday, January 27th

After a brief hiatus we're back! Michael has performance issues after getting walked in on, but not in the way you're thinking. Lance Armstrong tries to convince the world he is sorry about doping, with marginal success. Despite a threat of a nuclear attack, JB decides to give the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un, a new nickname. After they break we talk about Disney stereotypes, where Panda tries to one-up Michael with a Disney character that she would been interested in dating. When asked for a response, Nala from the Lion King had no comment.

Enjoy our second volume of the Best of the JBP.

Sunday, January 12th

The JBP welcomes back frequent guest Chad Schwartz, who got to play at MAGfest (A music and video game festival), which somehow accomplishes the feat of being amazingly cool and nerdy at the same time. We stick with video game topics as a town in Connecticut holds a drive to collect and destroy violent video games. Also, a father hires a digital assassin to kill his son's character in his favorite game because apparently he is really lazy. In the explicit segment we chose fruit beers for the Brown's Brews Challenge. Despite judging a record seven beers no one got drunk, just massive stomach aches.

Sunday, January 6th

The crew rings in the New Year by talking about how they each spent their New Years Eve. Once again Panda wins with the best story, even though she only made it to the 10th floor... slacker. Jabarie is spending 2013 much like he spent 2012, with more car troubles. The next topic is how a Kansas sperm donor for a lesbian couple faces a child support suit from the state. If you can understand that last sentence then you have better reading comprehension skills than Michael. The explicit section is all about Anonymous. However, nothing else is going to be said here on that topic for fear of retribution.